Keeping a close and attentive eye on the clock, I count down the minutes until I can give into my Valentines Day obsessions. He knows whats in store and he's raring to get going. First in the bedroom, then we move into the kitchen (the best place if you ask me) then we try it in the back garden on a springy deck chair. It's valetines day bliss. Only a few more minutes to go...
I can feel his eyes staring into my back, I tingle with excitement, the sheer thought of getting my claws into him makes me more and more excited. I can almost smell his tangy aroma. Sweet and sticky. Two minutes till valentines day, i can hardly wait. His dark exterior is no match for my tenderness, I crave these moments as they go straight to my hips... A minute left. Its getting to hard to bare. Almost there.
VALENTINES DAY!
I pounce onto the bar of chocolate that I will then devour in bits over the whole day... who needs a man anyway?











